Blog Confessional
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It’s been 5 months since my last confession. I have committed many grievous deeds.
- I aborted a blog post detailing a dream including Dr. Dre, Eminem, 50 Cent, Graver and Graver’s mom.
- I aborted a blog post about the difference between ‘capital’ and ‘capitol’, and the significance of the ratio of capital letters to regular letters in a person’s name.
- I committed a sin of omission by failing to create a blog post about the fact that the word ‘nonplussed’ means both perturbed and unperturbed. (The sloppy usage of generations has resulted in a blown mind.)
- I’ve also done quite a bit of lusting after things.
Only the Reverend can absolve you now, son. Say two “Not as Prettys” three “Where I Ams,” drink some Busch Ice and try not to mess your trousers.